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Immaculate contraception

Forest, 19, Berkeley

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  • Me:

    Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

  • Hooters Waitress:

    Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-

  • Me:

    *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

saddestblogger:

welcome to the internet pls follow me

scarvenrot:

idratherstayin:

besturlonhere:

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

how does this only have 150 notes

I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious

higherthanyew:

i laughed SOO hard at this haha i love american dad

Si no transformas a los demonios en tu corazón, ellos te transforman a ti
Sandra Cisneros at Benjamin Franklin library (via mujeristaxicana)

ivysole:

Palestinian lady collects gas bombs fired by Israeli army. She grows flowers in these bombs.

What is war but losing sight of love, of beauty

chrisburkard:

“The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see.” – G.K. Chesterton

howmajestic:

selfie game strong

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

unruhen:

me comforting others

eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

  • you:

    *opens my audio biography*

  • me:

    hi welcome to my audio biography.. chapter 1.. [begins screaming for 4 hours]